Friday, June 14, 2013

Talk Movies To Me: The Start Of Me & Reviewing Movies...




Welcome! Welcome! and Welcome! This is my movies reviews blogs in my style, "The Smith's Style".  Before, we hit the movies, I am going to tell you a little about myself and how am I going to grades the movies differently than others. 

Me!
My name is William Joseph Smith and I LOVE movies. Another word for people who love movies are called "Cinephilia" Im the person who see the BIG movies on opening day/ Midnight show or just a guy who rent/Netflix movies when I'm free. Over the years, I have always has an open mind with movies and taken notes while watching it. Such as, the error, how the acting, the BIG part of the movie and the small part of the movie. It was not until 6 years ago, I started doing my own movies reviews on facebook called "Flixster" and I reviewed over two thousands, but I was ranking with the 1-5 stars. A lot  of my friends and family don't even take a look at that site anymore. So, this time I got my own blogs and I am going to create my own ranks.

SHOWTIME!
Do people want to hear my reviews? Yes, they mostly do...I always give them my point of views to people who have not seen a movie that I had already seen or people ask what I think of it. Most of the times, people agree with me on my review of a movie. However, there are some people who will agree with me on some things and other will not. In the end, this is my movies blogs with my reviews and I will write my blogs like I want. 

Now how I grade a movie...

As I read people reviews, there are so many different idea. Some have a simple grades like aThumb Up or Thumb Down. Other have grades such as, AA-BCDF. Some will have a "Must Grades" like a GO!So-So or Don't Go and etc...How am I gonna grade it? Im only gonna grade it in 4 different ways. 

The Mighty Thumb Up!
THE MIGHTY THUMB UP! This is the all times best for all movies to want (picture on the right). To get this, the movie must be well act, well made, fun, enjoyable, could win BEST PICTURE if I pick it and buy it on DVD/Blu Ray. Yes, this also mean GO SEE THIS MOVIE! if it still in theater. For all the movies makers who ever read this blogs one day...you better stop making crappy movies and start making some oscar gold movies, baby!

Rent or Buy
RENT/BUY! (picture on the left) This is the second best, it does not mean it a "Perfect" movie, but it a good movie to enjoy and can have fun with it. Some people will think it a perfect movie and others will think it a B grades movie. When I grade with this, It a B grade movie, I am giving you the choice to rent it or buy it. It also mean you can go see it in theater if I tell you, but I think it better to wait until it come out on DVD/Blu Ray (Renting is cheap!). 


Will Forget...
WILL FORGET!
 Okay, we all have movies where it can be in between a bad and good movie. Yes, I am talking more like an C grade movies. The reason I called it "Will Forget" because sometimes you gonna walk out a theater or finish the rent and say it a enjoyable movie, but in a month or few you will forget. Like the picture (on right), now we have DVD we starting to forget about VHS or you already had so we throw it in the back and never seen it again. This grade can also mean, the movie start off promising then in the end it just went to hell or the other ways around, where it started crappy, but turn out good in the end. Either ways it still a C grade. Movies who get this will mean to rent it only...Unless it become your guilty pleasure..

Walking Zombie!
WALKING ZOMBIE! 
(picture on the left) This is not the BEST movie part. There a reason why I called it "Walking Zombie", everyone have a bored moment and have nothing to do. For example, you seen all the movies that is great and good at the rent store or Netflix, but then you got all this crappy movies on there; you are bored and need some times to kill. This is one of the grade I putting up, this is a D grade for movies. Meaning you know it gonna be stupid, but at the same time you are bored so you watch it. So when I put up this grade, try to avoid it, but remember it there when you are bored and please PLEASE rent it only. 

See you in HELL!!!
BURN/BURIED THIS MOVIE! (Picture on the right) Okay, this is the final grade of how I am gonna grade movies. This is the BADDEST grade anyone can get. this is a grade that is so bad that they should never make it and they need to burn it or buried the movie alive to teach it a lesson. Every years there is gonna be some BAD movies that will get this grade so, sorry for the movies who might get it. So, please never EVVVER don't waste your money on it and I MEAN IT! Unless, your friend rent it, they will be the sucker because they waste their money, but make sure you get a trash can because it gonna make you sick and wanna throw up on this movie...yea, this is a very BAD grade to get. 

1 comment:

  1. Welcome back you do solid movie reviews. After the superman movie you need too review the movie The Purge

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